Did you know that in Texas if someone has broken into your house and is fleeing, you can still shoot them as long as some part of their body is on your property? So even if a thief hasn’t made off with anything, you can still grab him by the arm, pull him back into your lawn and shoot him.
That fact was confirmed by our geography teacher, who also told me that Texas has more miles of paved roads than Russia.
Also, in Texas, you can get what’s known as a “hardship license” that allows you to drive at the age of 15.
Also a mosquito that I swear could eat a cat just flew into my classroom.
Cause that’s how we rock it in the Lone Star State.